人生體驗..體驗人生

Posted on February 14, 2007. Filed under: NICE |

*生活就像是被強姦.. 你要嘛反抗..要嘛就享受….
*工作就像是在賣春.. 如果你不行..就換另外一個人來做…
*社會就像是手淫.. 全部的事情都要靠著自己的雙手去解決….
*發薪水就像是月經….一個月不來那麼一次總覺得不能安心!!!

人生就似做愛,總有高潮和低潮
考試就似性高潮,一切努力就是為了這一刻
學習就像自慰, 什麼都得靠自己雙手
學習就像叫雞, 又出錢又出力

Advertisements

Make a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s

Liked it here?
Why not try sites on the blogroll...

%d bloggers like this: